If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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