do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
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