what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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I need you to use more vowels.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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