school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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