I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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