His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
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