I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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