i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
i out mim tonsoeep
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