yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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