Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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