Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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