We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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