just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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