when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i drank out of a bidet.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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