so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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