Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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