Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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