Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
well you can't waste a boner
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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