He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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