Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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