My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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