there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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