At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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