You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
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