Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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