If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I touched a dick in church today
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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