The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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