trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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