did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he fucked my hip out of place.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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