Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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