Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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