Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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