Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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