its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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