I like to think it a success when the cops are called
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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