butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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