talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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