i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
this beer tastes like vomit already
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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