I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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