No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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