You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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