Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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