i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Boobs are out for the taking
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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