He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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