He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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