I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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