Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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