Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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