How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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