Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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