So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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