But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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