Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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