There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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